| 10. He
reads Zelda love-triangle fan fictions.
Thebigsos
9. He
sits in his treehouse all day playing Zelda games.
Hjhiner
8. Team
up with Mario and beat Ganondorf in SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
MELEE!
ORTEGANEWBURGH
7. Plays
Tennis (Navi was the ball).
Fox_McCloud
6. Wonders
what kind humiliating death he'll face next when the player
turns on the game.
KRDR
5. Plays "Pin
the wings on the Navi" using
the Kokiri
sword.
Hyrule Girl.
4. Pawning
his sword, since price of lon lon milk went through the roof.
Azza
3. Tries
to think up clever responses for David Linkerman!
Swordsman21
2. He
tries to find a suitable pair of pants and right before he
can buy them, Zelda calls for help. Again.
Aryll Windwaker
And
Number One... What
do you mean 'When He's Not Saving The World"?! He's ALWAYS
saving the world! No potty breaks!
Musica
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