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Anonymous
Link is saying...
Damnit, Zelda!! i told you I wanted coocoo with my eggs!!
Zelda is saying...
Well, I was thinking maybe we could go have "Breakfast" in the bedroom...
The Author's name is...
DarkSide121
Link is saying...
Wow, Hyrule Today is actually here on time!
Zelda is saying...
Yes, it helps to pay your bills once in a while.
The Author's name is...
Rjruss
Link is saying...
You know I like my coco eggs scrambled.
Zelda is saying...
I think we are in a rut.
The Author's name is...
Thisdontwork
Link is saying...
Hey, listen to this! Cuccos threaten to destoy Hyrule Castle because of stolen eggs.
Zelda is saying...
Aren't those the same cuccos I got these eggs from?
The Author's name is...
Cybil9736
Zelda is saying...
Link Did You Dye Your Hair?
Link is saying...
EXCUSE me Princess?
The Author's name is...
Jared
Link is saying...
I am Link, fear me!
Zelda is saying...
Oh dear, you wet your tunic again.
The Author's name is...
Ninten7591
Zelda is saying...
I took Epona to the vet down the road.
Link is saying...
THATS NOT A VET, THATS A GLUE FACTORY!
The Author's name is...
Shock_wave64
Link is saying...
Since when did we start getting a news paper in Hyrule!
Zelda is saying...
Who really cares? There are plenty of things wrong with this picture!
The Author's name is...
Alys
Link is saying...
There are no more monsters left, but I still need to practice my swordsmanship! And my archery, and my hammering...
Zelda is saying...
Well, I certainly hope you're happy now. These are our last eggs. Why do you insist on killing all the cuccos?
The Author's name is...
Alys
Link is saying...
Says here in the paper that there are still people searching for the triforce in Z64.
Zelda is saying...
Little do they know that its in our attic!
The Author's name is...
Falco-X
Zelda is saying...
Why can't you go out there and get a job once and for all darling????!!!
Link is saying...
Hey, I never went to school, what do you want, a miracle?!!!
The Author's name is...
Sirmans
Link is saying...
Hey, Zelda. I thought Priincess Ruto was coming over for dinner.
Zelda is saying...
She did. Hope you like fried fish.
The Author's name is...
Vanaja
Link is saying...
God I wish I had never married you. Your coffee sucks.
Zelda is saying...
Shutup and smile, looser. Someone's taking a picture of us.
The Author's name is...
Jason Boaz
Link is saying...
Those cucco eggs are great. Thanks. Kiss me, Princess.
Zelda is saying...
(slaps Link on face) Not until you wash your dishes, you Doofus!
The Author's name is...
Gate
Link is saying...
Gee honey, what do you think the chances are of Ganondorf returning to wreck vengeance on our decendants?
Zelda is saying...
Oh, about the same as this actually being a good breakfast.
The Author's name is...
Malon
Link is saying...
Hey Zel. Why do we have pointy ears?
Zelda is saying...
Well a long time ago, a man named: Bill decided to mate with a little chubby elf named Monica....