| The
Author's name is... |
| Anonymous |
| Link
is saying... |
| Damnit,
Zelda!! i told you I wanted coocoo with my eggs!! |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Well,
I was thinking maybe we could go have "Breakfast" in the bedroom... |
| The
Author's name is... |
| DarkSide121 |
| Link
is saying... |
| Wow,
Hyrule Today is actually here on time! |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Yes,
it helps to pay your bills once in a while. |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Rjruss |
| Link
is saying... |
| You
know I like my coco eggs scrambled. |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| I
think we are in a rut. |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Thisdontwork |
| Link
is saying... |
| Hey,
listen to this! Cuccos threaten to destoy Hyrule Castle because
of stolen eggs. |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Aren't
those the same cuccos I got these eggs from? |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Cybil9736 |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Link
Did You Dye Your Hair? |
| Link
is saying... |
| EXCUSE
me Princess? |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Jared |
| Link
is saying... |
| I
am Link, fear me! |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Oh
dear, you wet your tunic again. |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Ninten7591 |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| I
took Epona to the vet down the road. |
| Link
is saying... |
| THATS
NOT A VET, THATS A GLUE FACTORY! |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Shock_wave64 |
| Link
is saying... |
| Since
when did we start getting a news paper in Hyrule! |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Who
really cares? There are plenty of things wrong with this picture! |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Alys |
| Link
is saying... |
| There
are no more monsters left, but I still need to practice my
swordsmanship! And my archery, and my hammering... |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Well,
I certainly hope you're happy now. These are our last eggs.
Why do you insist on killing all the cuccos? |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Alys |
| Link
is saying... |
| Says
here in the paper that there are still people searching for
the triforce in Z64. |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Little
do they know that its in our attic! |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Falco-X |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Why
can't you go out there and get a job once and for all darling????!!! |
| Link
is saying... |
| Hey,
I never went to school, what do you want, a miracle?!!! |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Sirmans |
| Link
is saying... |
| Hey,
Zelda. I thought Priincess Ruto was coming over for dinner. |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| She
did. Hope you like fried fish. |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Vanaja |
| Link
is saying... |
| God
I wish I had never married you. Your coffee sucks. |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Shutup
and smile, looser. Someone's taking a picture of us. |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Jason
Boaz |
| Link
is saying... |
| Those
cucco eggs are great. Thanks. Kiss me, Princess. |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| (slaps
Link on face) Not until you wash your dishes, you Doofus! |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Gate |
| Link
is saying... |
| Gee
honey, what do you think the chances are of Ganondorf returning
to wreck vengeance on our decendants? |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Oh,
about the same as this actually being a good breakfast. |
| The
Author's name is... |
| Malon |
| Link
is saying... |
| Hey
Zel. Why do we have pointy ears? |
| Zelda
is saying... |
| Well
a long time ago, a man named: Bill decided to mate with a
little chubby elf named Monica.... |