| The
Author's Name is... |
| Alys |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Well,
Zelda, that spell sure worked well! I've never seen Link run
so fast in my life! I don't think he'll come between US anymore! |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| Blasted
@#!*@! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Sharkbark
the Butter Elf |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| What
is it honey? Is it my... teeth? |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| The
champagne is not Korbel! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Post
Rapture |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Here's
to us, darling. |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| Yeah
yeah...now tell me. Is what I hear about you and the stalfos
true? |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Belgarath |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| What's
in this drink Ganondorf? |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Poison...
uh... um... grape juice! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Alys |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Of
all the horrible and repulsive things I've done to get my
hands on the triforce! |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| Yes,
I am THE Arianna. Now, if you REALLY want the triforce, you'll
just have to be a man and do what I want! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Krish |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| oh
boy... you got big hooters! |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| Ah,
I know. Isn't it great? |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Julietta
F. |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Of
all the blind dates to get stuck on! I'm going to KILL that
Link... |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| Kiss
me you fool!! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Sulky |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| What's
so funny? |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Well,
when I put that spell on you to see your true form, Princess
Zelda, I never expected this! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| James
and Anthony |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Hey
hot mama wanna kill all humans? |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| I
bet you say that to all the ladies. |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Toasty64 |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Oh
joy! Despite my bizarrely repulsive nose and eyebrows, I still
managed to get a date! |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| Now
is probably not a good time to tell him that I'm really a
man.... |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| ~Malon |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| Heh,
heh, uh.... I love what you've done with your hair! |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| **Giggles**
Thanks, I'm surprised you noticed! |
| The
Author's Name is... |
| Link
THe Gameboy |
| Ganondorf
is saying... |
| The
Blind Date generater said she was a dog but this is rediculis. |
| The
Female Moblin is saying... |
| I
can't wait till we get back to his place so I can have my
own quest for the triforce. ;) (wink) |
