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Week's Winner is... Ajack88
Zelda: Link! You have to come and see the King about your knighthood!
Ruto: Link! You have come back to the Domain and marry me already!
Navi: Hey! Link! You have to defeat Ganon again!
Tatl: Link! You have to stop the moon from falling!
Link: ...I HAVE to use the little hero's room...
Other Notable Entries
Hyruleianhero203
Ruto: He's mine, back off blondy!
Zelda: He's mine, and its not healthy to date outside his species.
Navi: I'm his annoying partner!
Tatl: No, I will be his annoying partner.
Link: Curse those guys at Nintendo.
Master Jaken
Zelda: HE'S MINE!
Ruto: WELL, I GAVE HIM THE ZORA SAPPHIRE!
Tatl: He'll choose Ruto, she's kinder and more mature!
Navi: Yeah right, and HOW is he going to explain to her that sushi is his favorite food?!
Link: Hey, why is the background all colorful? I knew I shouldn't have taken those mushrooms from Mario!
albeefy06
Tatl: Boy, Navi! You're such a genius.
Navi: Well, Link always said that he was missing a special someone in his life.
Zelda: Link would rather have me! Who would want to lock lips with a fish anyways?
Ruto: At least I don't boss him around and force him to retrieve 6 medallions for my own bidding!
Link: Navi, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to double date...
Smeagol
Zelda: I'm the princess, so therefore he's mine! *hiss*
Ruto: Yeah, well I'm engaged to him, how are you going to explain THAT, at your wedding, hmm?
Zelda: What? Link, tell this oversized fish who you love!
Tatl: Yeah, well, I'M his fairy now!
Navi: HEY, I'm his fairy! LISTEN, I don't know who you are but I'M his fairy!!
Tatl: LINK!! Tell this glowing ball of light who's who!
Link: Mental note- Avoid females at all cost.
Dinoguy89
Tatl: Maybe Link wouldn't be so bad if someone didn't say "HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!"
Navi: What did you say, PUNK?!
Zelda: Stay back, Link. Me and goldfish girl need to "Talk"
Link: All you people in cyberspace should get outta here while you have the chance.
Mountainviewpool
Ruto: Zelda! I told you I wanted the tunic!
Zelda: Fine! But I get the mannequin.
Link: GODESSES! Who knew going shopping would be such a hassle!
Navi: HEY! LISTEN! Who are you?
Tatl: I'm his lawyer.
Charlytheclown
Navi: You shut up!
Tatl: Nooo, YOU shut up!
Ruto: Unhand him Zelda, or this means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Quiet, you like-like-look-alike, or I'll zap you into SUSHI!!!!!!
Navi: Link, back me up here
Link: I wish I had a cheeseburger.
emberjudice
Zelda: He's going shoe shoping with me!
Ruto: He's coming with me to pick out my wedding gown!
Navi: You're both wrong! He's going to the food court with me!!
Tatl: No way! He said he'd go to "Hot Topic" with me!
Link: I step in the mall, and this is what happens? Help...me...
vgmaster
Zelda: He has saved ME from impending doom, SEVERAL TIMES!
Ruto: Well I gave HIM the Zora's Saphire, otherwise known as the ZORA'S ENGAGEMENT RING!
Zelda: Yeah, SEVEN YEARS AGO!
Tatl: Your on! I'll take Zelda for 5 bucks.
Navi: I'm puttin' my money on Ruto.
Link: Darn it! I'm out of Deku Nuts!
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