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By: Casull I'll
tell you now a story,they won't teach you in class about a young Kokiri/Hylian
lad who kicked some Evil ass Ganondorf evil king of Thieves,made famous
by his stealing sat way up in his tower,Zelda floating near the cealing
Then Link rushed un to save the day,but didn't understand that itchy,glowy,burning
thing was a Triforce in his hand "You,in the ugly tunic!"the king of
darkness said "listen to what I have to say and I might not kill 'ya
dead"! "gimme those bits of Triforce ,and I might just spare you two"
and he played his big church-organ like all corny villains do "I know
kung-fu!"our hero said"jujitsu and some jyudo" "so get off 'yer Hammond-organ,man,and
fight like a gerudo!" -"I have right here a Triforce,boy,with the ancient
powers of Din " most powerfull of all three parts,it's sure to make
me win!" -"yes,Triforce parts are mighty things,that fueled many great
wars" "But Gonondorf 'ya nasty prat,I'm gonna kick yer ars!" " 'cos
this here is the Mastersword,as sharp as it can be!" but when asked
for Ganon's weakness Navi said "don't look at me!" "He's shooting Bad-O-Tronic
rays,wich spring of darkest soul" "I can't get near this bunghole now,not
with a ten foot pole!" Ganondorf laughed his "villain laugh" and evily
he said: "You fashion-victim-hero-boy , I'll kill you 'till you're dead!"
"This lightning-bolt will drain four hearts,and that's the SHOCKING
truth!" But Link just slowly drew his sword and said "Look,I'm Babe
Ruth!" So Link hit it back to Ganondorf,and with little time to think
G. cought it in his nylon cape and swung it back at Link! and this went
on until Link said "In Din and Nayru's name!" "I hope I never have to
watch another baseball game!" The evil king first grinned,then laughed,which
proved him pretty dim For he then missed the lightning-bolt but IT did
not miss HIM Link,seeing Ganondorf stunned by his own electric blow
whispered "are you feeling lucky,punk?" and drew his fairy bow Link
fired off an arrow charged with Very Holy Light saying "This 'll never
work" though Navi thought it may... Navi was wrong and Link was right,his
statement proven true by a 20 foot tall demon , that shouted PEEK-A-BOO!
Then fighting followed,some foul play,and lots of calling names... The
rest of course is history for those who've played the games!
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