Siblings in Zelda

Now, I'm sure many of you have heard the rumors about Link and Zelda being siblings, right? Well, I think they're totally true! No joke! I mean, all signs point to it! They both have pieces of the Triforce. But, why stop there. I think Gannon is their brother! He has a piece, too, y'know? Link and Zelda both have pointed ears right? That could be just because there are in the same race of people that ALL have pointed ears…or…it could be that when they were born, they were all conjoined triplets! They were conjoined at the ears! And in the removal surgery, something went terribly wrong, so only Gannon came out with normal ears. It makes perfect sense. Ever notice how Gannon is the only male Gerudo? It's because he's not really Gerudo. Remember how Link's mother fled with him to the Kokiri Village? Well, Link's daddy fled with Gannon to the Gerudo fortress! I mean, come on, a whole race of women? What man wouldn't take his infant son there to be brought up? Impa took Zelda away to…someplace not important. Also, did you notice in OOT how Link and Zelda have visions together? Like when she taught him the song of time? Well, Gannon and Link did too! Remember? Gannon's on the black horsey and he stares at Link in the beginning? Let's not forget Zelda's little dream about the boy coming out of the forest and the dark clouds. We can't just ignore how much Gannon looks like Zelda, can we? I mean…look! They both have noses! And when Gannon turned into an evil pig, I almost felt like I was fighting Zelda! Well, that's my opinion on the matter. Questions, concerns, comments? Send 'em in.

 

~Daniel Rendleman